Well garage sales can offer treasures. A while ago I found a pair of shoes that were brand new, in their original box, with the receipt. Pretty lovely shoes, too.
I saw a woman in a feathery vest
it pains me to say it but
she didn’t look her best.
Shapeless things, in style or out,
just do not work if you’re stout.
Although I’m loathe to judge her fashion wrongs,
to complete the look, she was wearing thongs!